Kitten: Previous Job.
Porn: What the internet was for before kittens arrived.
Calendar: sequential collection of days, weeks and months that my ‘in-house numpty’ doesn’t share the really good food.
That’s the best pose you’re getting in this weather!
Who are you looking at?
Which is my best side?
Thinking man’s crumpet!
Searching for that page three pose.
Catching some rays on the rare sunny day.
You looking at me?
Trying out a sporty pose.
How much more to the right do you want?
That’s as BDSM as it gets!
Go away… wake me up when christmas is over!
Until we speak again I’m Bella, and the coat stays on!