Sex: Female.
Kitten: Previous Job.
Porn: What the internet was for before kittens arrived.
Calendar: sequential collection of days, weeks and months that my ‘in-house numpty’ doesn’t share the really good food.
Miss January:
That’s the best pose you’re getting in this weather!
Miss February:
Who are you looking at?
Miss March:
Which is my best side?
Miss April:
Thinking man’s crumpet!
Miss May:
Searching for that page three pose.
Miss June:
Got it!
Miss July:
Catching some rays on the rare sunny day.
Miss August:
You looking at me?
Miss September:
Trying out a sporty pose.
Miss October:
How much more to the right do you want?
Miss November:
That’s as BDSM as it gets!
Miss December:
Go away… wake me up when christmas is over!
Until we speak again I’m Bella, and the coat stays on!
JUNO's VIEW 
Thanks for making me laugh on a deeply unfunny day. But I’m getting confused between Juno and Bella. Who’s who?
Hi Beata, Juno is the black cat and original voice of the blog. She died on New Years Day 2015. Bella is the tortoiseshell who became the new voice but the blog was already called Junos View, so that name stays. She died in April 2016. They now both provide old pics as illustrations until the third cat to become the voice of Junos View arrives, probably during summer 2017.