Sex: Female.

Kitten: Previous Job.

Porn: What the internet was for before kittens arrived.

Calendar: sequential collection of days, weeks and months that my ‘in-house numpty’ doesn’t share the really good food.

 

Miss January:

That’s the best pose you’re getting in this weather!

 

 

Miss February:

Who are you looking at?

 

 

 Miss March:

Which is my best side?

 

 

 

Miss April:

Thinking man’s crumpet!

 

 

 

 

 Miss May:

Searching for that page three pose.

 

 

 

 

Miss June:

Got it!

 

 

 

 

 

Miss July:

Catching some rays on the rare sunny day.

 

 

 

Miss August:

You looking at me?

 

 

 

 Miss September:

Trying out a sporty pose.

 

 

 

 

Miss October:

How much more to the right do you want?

 

 

 

 

 Miss November:

That’s as BDSM as it gets!

 

 

Miss December:

Go away… wake me up when christmas is over!

 

 

Until we speak again I’m Bella, and the coat stays on!