Cardiff City 3 Leeds United 1
Castle Arcade, Cardiff 1
Castle Arcade, Cardiff 2
Castle Arcade, Cardiff 3
Victoria Arcade, Leeds 1
“SHOPPING FOR PYROTECHNICS? LOOK NO FURTHER THAN FOOTBALLING RIVALRIES.”
Until we speak again this has been Juno Fawkes bringing you everything you need to know about football in less than 10 words, and wishing you fireworks like the local team eventually produced in the second half today.
Cardiff City 3 Ipswich Town 1
“WELSH INDUSTRIAL REVIVAL TOO STRONG FOR ENGLAND’S TRACTOR BOYS!”
Until we speak again this is Pundit Juno bringing you all you need to know about football in less than 10 words.
[With thanks to farmgirlfare.com for the posted image… it’s not me, I’m too urban].
Cardiff City 2 Nottingham Forest 1
“#TRENDING WITH MORE LIKES THAN A FACEBOOK CONVENTION!”
Until we speak again this has been Pundit Juno bringing you everything you need to know about football in under 10 words.
[With thanks to coolclips.com for the image of the Sheriff of Nottingham].
Cardiff City 2 Sheffield Wednesday 1
“WEDNESDAY ON SATURDAY, RELIGION IS NOT JUST FOR SUNDAY.”
Until we speak again this is Pundit Juno bringing you all you need to know about football in less than 10 words.
[With thanks to Maura Anderson’s blog ‘realmsoftheraven’, and pinterest.com for the posted images].
Whack Job 1 Whacked Assassin 0
“4-4-2, 4-3-3 OR SIMPLY AN UNORTHODOX CRANIO-RECTAL FORMATION?”
Until we speak again this is Pundit Juno bringing you all you need to know about football in less than 10 words.
[With thanks to Sky Sports website for the posted image].
Cardiff City 0 Middlesborough 1
“BRIDGE TO TRANSPORTER, BEAM US DOWN A TEAM… QUICKLY!”
Until we speak again this is Pundit Juno bringing you all you need to know about football in less than 10 words.
[With thanks for individual images of Middlesborough Transporter Bridge posted on google].
Cardiff City 2 Norwich City 4
“… AS BLUEBIRDS COME THIRD IN A TWO HORSE RACE!”
Until we speak again this is Pundit Juno bringing you all you need to know about football in less than 10 words.
[With thanks for individual images posted on google].
Cardiff City 1 Wigan Athletic 0
“IMMINENT BORE DRAW…
![Just add water [2]](https://cardiffcoolcat.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/just-add-water-2.jpg)
… FLOURISHES TO LIMP OVER THE LINE.”
Until we speak again this is Pundit Juno bringing you all you need to know about football in less than 10 words.
[Thanks to ‘photographsonthebrain’ site on Tumblr for posting the cat photo].
Cardiff City 3 Huddersfield Town 1
“LOCAL FANS IMPOSSIBLE EXPECTATIONS RESUME RESIDENCE ON CLOUD NINE!”
Until we speak again this is Pundit Juno bringing you all you need to know about football in less than 10 words.
[With thanks to fineartamerica.com for the cat image].
The football season has returned… a whole 10 minutes after the World Cup finished! So my resident ‘confounded optimist‘ is already buying into the pre-season hype of the local team being favourites to win the Championship again, and return to the Premier League (that they flunked so badly last time). The household is already resounding to the soundtrack of cliches and nonsense about the beautiful game returning to fill the void of a whole three weeks of nothing more than post-tournement pre-season tournements specially arranged for the tournement-deprived.
If, like me, you are catastrophically underwhelmed by another nine months of over-exagerated hyperbole dressed up as serious punditry delivered by people without a serious thought holding their ears apart, then I have a solution. No, give the Dignitas membership a miss! This season I am allowing the in-house ‘verbosity funnel‘ the chance to list home results, with maybe the occasional stat about the position in the league (for a laugh) and a completely uninteresting photo from the game. As for the endless drivel about the game of two halves… I am taking personal responsibility to provide succinct summaries of each home game in 10 words or less. After all, what more can you say about 22 men kicking balls?
Until we speak again, Pundit Juno is going to be placing every useful pre-season word uttered by ‘them who shalt be ignored‘ end-to-end, just to see if more than two words can actually be strung together! Meeeooow…
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