Cardiff City 0 Bolton Wanderers 3
“EARLY SEASON HIGH EXPECTATIONS QUICKLY BECAME SHISH KEBAB… SKEWERED!”
Until we speak again it is important to remember
that Bill Shankly once claimed football was more important than matters of life and death, but Juno’s view on football hyperbole was to respect it primarily for its sedative qualities… what can’t be said about football under 10 words wasn’t worth listening to!!!
Cardiff City (the Bluebirds) 2 Birmingham City (the Blues) 0
“SOARING BLUEBIRDS RARE HOME WIN… AGAINST A DUMPSTER ELEVEN!”
Until we speak again it is important to remember that Bill Shankly once claimed football was more important than matters of life and death, but Juno’s view on football hyperbole was to respect it primarily for its sedative qualities… what can’t be said about football under 10 words wasn’t worth listening to!!!
Cardiff City 1 AFC Bournemouth 1
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“SEASIDER’S SHOOTING STARS STUMBLE IN SEARCH FOR SKY’S SINECURE.”
Until we speak again it is important to remember that Bill Shankly once claimed football was more important than matters of life and death, but Juno’s view on football hyperbole was to respect it primarily for its sedative qualities… what can’t be said about football under 10 words wasn’t worth listening to!!!
[With thanks to twitter.com and http://www.afcb.co.uk for badge images to illustrate this post].
Cardiff City 1 Charlton Athletic 2
![City v Charlton [2]](https://cardiffcoolcat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/city-v-charlton-2.jpg)
“ENGAGING THE BATTLE FOR THE DIZZY HEIGHTS OF MEDIOCRITY.”
Until we speak again it is important to remember that Bill Shankly once claimed football was more important than matters of life and death, but Juno’s view on football hyperbole was to respect it primarily for its sedative qualities… what can’t be said about football under 10 words wasn’t worth listening to!!!
[With special thanks to fotosearch.com for posting the original ‘mediocrity’ image used to illustrate this post.]
Cardiff City 0 Wolverhampton Wanderers 1
![City v Wolves [1]](https://cardiffcoolcat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/city-v-wolves-1.jpg)
“IN THE SPACES OF UNCERTAINTY IMAGINATION THRIVES… SOMEWHERE ELSE.”
Until we speak again it is important to remember that Bill Shankly once claimed football was more important than matters of life and death, but Juno’s view on football hyperbole was to respect it primarily for its sedative qualities… what can’t be said about football under 10 words wasn’t worth listening to!!!
Cardiff City (Bluebirds) 0 Brighton & Hove Albion (Seagulls) 0
Who brought the budgie seed?
“NOTHING TO TWEET ABOUT IN BOTTLE OF THE BIRDS.”
Until we speak again it is important to remember that Bill Shankly once claimed football was more important than matters of life and death, but Juno’s view on football hyperbole was to respect it primarily for its sedative qualities… what can’t be said about football under 10 words wasn’t worth listening to!!!
And these ornithological moments were best witnessed from Juno’s more usual position of slumber…
[Thanks are due to http://www.123f.com and http://www.yachtmollymawk.com for providing the images that sadly summed up this match].
Cardiff City (the Bluebirds) 0 Derby County (the Rams) 2
“SELF PROCLAIMED SHEEP SHAGGERS SUCCUMB TO THE REAL DEAL.“
Until we speak again it is important to remember that Bill Shankly once claimed football was more important than matters of life and death, but Juno’s view on football hyperbole was to respect it primarily for its sedative qualities… what can’t be said about football under 10 words wasn’t worth listening to!!!
On the 10th word Juno would be suitably posed…
[With special thanks to mylespaul.com and photo bucket.com for the internet images used].
Cardiff City 1 Reading 2
Canton Stand conundrum: can a dropped pin be heard if no one is there?
The magic of the cup has eluded many of the home fans
“WE’LL ALWAYS BE BLUE…CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.”
Until we speak again it is important to remember that Bill Shankly once claimed football was more important than matters of life and death, but Juno’s view on football hyperbole was to respect it primarily for its sedative qualities… what can’t be said about football under 10 words wasn’t worth listening to!!!
Spare a thought for a long suffering cat… no, not illness per se, more a situation where you are surrounded by football. BBC, BT Sport, BBC Radio 5 Live, Talk Sport Radio, the anticipation of what might be, the depressing outcome of what has been, and the endless nonsense talked by the mass of so-called pundits/experts… with otherwise sensible people being partially defined by the teams they become unfortunately harnessed to from a young age. Cardiff City FC are a prime example of such an affliction!
Juno stoically experienced the lot with an unwavering regal demeanour; but for any cool cat there is a limit. Juno was never a cat for imposing strict prohibitions on nonsense, but her actions helped to set a trend… I was under no illusions regarding waffle time, and clearly had to say what needed to be said about the subject quickly and succinctly. It didn’t take her long for Juno to adopt her favourite football pose, and so ‘Football in under 10 words‘ surreptitiously came to be.
The advent of any new year in the UK always heralds an under-stated expectation across England and Wales that the third round of the FA Cup is the serious start of the road to Wembley (a poor substitute for the Millennium Stadium). So once again Cardiff City FC enter the competition on their rightful road to cup glory. Here is a retrospective look at the first steps along that road, before today’s eagerly awaited 4th Round stepping stone to glory. The only problem seems to be a failure of message in the city that surely accommodates the home of footballing excellence…
Cardiff City 3 Colchester United 1
“SECOND GOAL ALMOST WAKES UP HANDFUL OF HOME SUPPORT!”
Until we speak again it is important to remember that Bill Shankly once claimed football was more important than matters of life and death, but Juno’s view on football hyperbole was to respect it primarily for its sedative qualities.
Cardiff City 2 Watford 4
“STRONG ON PAPER, MOSTLY ASSOCIATED WITH CRAP IN PRACTICE!”
Until we speak again I have been Pundit Juno bringing you everything you need to know about football in less than 10 words.
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