It’s a cold February day and my ‘in-house Oliver Twist’ is asking about ideas for feeding the masses. It being a big match event in the locality, I have no hesitation in coming up with my very own recipe. First, we need a pan big enough for all those insisting on “feed me ’til I want no more” (that’s an ‘in’ rugby comment). This will do…

Throw in generous portions of the main ingredients…

Add some heat to the cauldron…

Simmer for a few minutes…

Sprinkle in a dash of yellow stuff…

Add some crusty bread…

Home appetites are guaranteed to be satisfied, as the final result clearly indicates a sumptuous outcome…

Until we speak again I tempt your taste buds with my next menu, coming to an event near here: ‘Pizza for Proles’.