I offer each American adult 10,000 if they vote in Democrats to control the House of Representatives and the Senate.

Well, I don’t have to elaborate any more than the King of Dumbfuckistan (aka The Orange Fart) does.

What’s more, when this state of affairs is successfully achieved in November 2026, I offer each American a lifetime of gracious best wishes.

Until we speak again, I believe that’s the best offer they’ve received this week!